Jack my meat, perhaps?

whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb


kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)


(Source: david-gunther)


cryplaystheworld:

doctor-emily-tennant:

joshpeck:

a7xnerd:

unsmokable:

actually kinda hoping hipster blogs make a comeback 

Fuck you.
They deserve to be dead.
FANDOMS RULE ALL

please go outside

NO. OUTERENET IS NOT WHERE I CAN FIND MY DEAR DAVID TENNANT.

what the fuck


jamiepandahugs:

youtubebabes:

desillusional:

desillusional:

so i was wearing this today 

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and it felt kinda familiar so i adjusted the shirt

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put my hair down and accessorized

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BOOM KIM POSSIBLE 

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OMG WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES

because you actually look like a hella attractive accurate version of kim possible

as SOON AS YOU FOLDED UP YOUR SHIRT, THE THEME SONG STARTING PLAYING IN MY HEAD, HOLY SHIT


superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

read more comics

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL


mukuroikusaba:

can you please tag ur death note spoilers i just saw a photoset of light yagami with the death note dont tell me hes kira

(Source: returnable)


YOU FOOL!
-my brother says dramatically as I opened the new carton of milk from the fridge while he was still holding an unfinished one.  (via theicarustheory)

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young


aishaneko:

Just some ghosts n stuff.


#edm